Jokes

Arz hai..

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai..

Unhe chahna ek bhool hai..

Jo inki soch me gul hai..

Samjho uski COMPARTMENT k chances full hai.

Hum bhool jane wale Dost ko bahut buri saza dete h

Hm bhul jane wale Dosto ko bohat buri saza dete h

JUTe nai Marte bs

unhe MOje sungha dete hai

Aap Kare Na Kare Yaad Hum Ko

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Karenge

Mobile K Saath Dafnana

Network Milega Toh Kabar Se B Sms Bindaas Karenges

Tute hue dil ka murabba bana gayi

Ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi

Nikah K 3 mahine hi gujre the,

Na jane Kis hisab se abba bana gayi..!

1 Din Woh Bewafa Aayi Thi Meri Qabar Par

Aur Diya Bhuja Kar Chali Gayi

Baki Bacha Tha TeL wo

Bhi Baalo Me Lagakar ChaLi Gayi.

Arz kia hai-

Insan insan ko das raha hai

Insan insan ko das raha hai

aur

Saanp paas beithkar has raha hai.

Arz kia hai

Tuhar daant moti ke samaan

tuhar daant moti ke samaan

aur

Moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

Likhe jo khat tujhe jo teri yaad mein

saare ke saare papa ne pad liye

sawera jab hua toh jute pad gaye

woh fashion wale baal hawa mein ud gaye.

Ek Waqt guzar jayega

Shadi kr k koi tumse bandh diya jayega

Abhi Bhi Waqt he Afair Kar Lo

Kya pata kal Kis Namune Ko Tumhe Saupa Jayega

DiL Ke Armaan Aansuo Me BAh Gaye

Hum Gali Me The Gali Me Reh Gaye

Light Chali Gayi Jo Baat Unse Kehni Thi

Unki Mummy Se Keh Gaye

Main tumhare liye sab kuch karta,

Magar mujhe kaam tha,

Main tumhare liye doob ke marta,

Magar Mujhe zukham tha!

Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya

Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya

Wah Wah

Aur

Uss intezar me na jane Kitno se pyar kiya

Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.

Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.

chahat kehti hai izhar krle.

par mummy khti hai pehle

Graduation to pass karle

Kabhi KisiKo Tang Kiya Nahi karte

YuPJ Jokesor Miss Call Diya nahi krte

Jiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis KrDo

In Sab Chizo se Bandar khela nahi karte

Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar

Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar

EK katra b na choda khoon ka

pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.

Arz kiya he

Ki ruthi he aise wo humse

Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge

Wah-Wah

Itna waqt kaun bekar kare

Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge

Main chandramukhi tu surajmukhi

main tuzse dukhi tu muzse dukhi

1 kam kar building se kudkar marja

Tu bhi sukhi main b sukhi

Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar

Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr

Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod De

Ishq Aur apni Girlfriend (GF) MERE liye Chhod de

Ae dost teri dosti ke liye duniya Chod denge

Ham teri tarf aye hr toofan ko mod dnge

Lekin tune jo sath Choda,

Kasam se Teri haddiya tod denge

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho mein Saya lagta he

Jo apna he wo praya lagta he

Tum se milne ki Tammana to bhot he

Lekin

Aane jane me kiraya Bahut Lagta He

Na jaane kab koi tara toot jaye,

na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chhoot jaye,

kuch pal hamare saath hass lo

na jaane kab Aapke Daant toot jaaye..

Dard itne mil chuke hai duniya me ki

ab kisi dard pe hum aah nhi krte

jo pehle hi wah wahi loot chuke hai

aise sher pe hum wah waah nahi karte

Dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi

dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi

par kabhi socha na tha

surprise me apne do Bachho ko bhi layegi

Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya

Wah Wah

Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya

Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langra HoGya

Acha sila diya tune mere pyar ka,

yaar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka

Now remix-

Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka

naap mera liya aur siya baap ka.