Funny Friendship Quotes

'Share and enjoy these most realistic hilarious quotes about friendship to spend good times with them.'

"I don't even need to insult you. Your face speaks for itself."

"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat." - Erma Bombeck

"Best Friends.. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be you in Public."

"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate

- Charles Dickens"

"How do I look? Friend: Fine. Good Friend: Really Perfect. Best Friend: You look so strange! Lol"

"Lord if I can't be skinny, Make my friends look fat."

"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies."

- Aristotle

"Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything."

- Muhammad Ali

"She is a friend of mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind."

- Toni Morrison

"Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts."

- Margaret Lee Runbeck 

"To cement a new friendship, especially between foreigners or persons of a different social world, a spark with which both were secretly charged must fly from person to person, and cut across the accidents of place and time."

- Cornelia Otis Skinner 

"Friendship's the privilege of private men; for wretched greatness knows no blessing so substantial."

- Nahum Tate 

"I think in friendship, you want to be there for your friend, and sometimes you just don't know what to do or the relationship you have with them is not clear enough for you to know what to do."

- Marion Cotillard 

"One friend in a lifetime is much, two are many, three are hardly possible. Friendship needs a certain parallelism of life, a community of thought, a rivalry of aim."

- Henry Adams 

"The rule of friendship means there should be mutual sympathy between them, each supplying what the other lacks and trying to benefit the other, always using friendly and sincere words."

- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Everyone has that one friend who you greet with an insult.